The U.S. Open Food Tasting Preview

2012

Once again, the eateryROW team has been asked to take a look into the world of the US Open. But, since we don't care about sports, we had to ask, what does John McEnroe eat when he's hungry? What does David Burke cook when McEnroe calls him at two in the morning? These were the questions we needed to know and I was asked to find out. Therefore, I did what I do best: I sent a couple of girls in my place to flirt and smile and eat and have a good time with people who, I'm sure, wouldn't give me the time of day.

They said that the drinks were fantastic; the sushi was so fresh that the girls were pretty sure it was still alive in the kitchen; the steak was perfect. The girls said that the mahi mahi was just okay and that the salad was simply salad, but the burrata caused orgasms. So, in the end, everyone left having had a great time and great food. And who doesn't enjoy a good orgasm?